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Rated 1 / 5 stars

Convenient

Utter garbage dude. Although it's nice to see that you have an outlet for all your imaginary scenarios in which you finally stick it to some oh-so-deserving black person. It amazes me that by recycling the same lame animations and jokes over and over that you still manage to get front page.

Seriously though, with the amount of effort you put into these it'd be nice to see you rant about things you know more about rather than just feel purely hostile towards...



:: Smokin' Smokers :: :: Smokin' Smokers ::

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Think before you speak...or flash

So it's interesting that so many people have trouble quitting isn't it? Weak will just seems abundant, almost as if there's some sort of biological factor involved. Oh right, cigarrettes are chemically addictive. That "emotional roller coaster" and back and forth behavior is pattern behavior for an ADDICT, not someone who just doesn't have the willpower. I think starting smoking is a bad idea just for that reason, but to shit on people because they have a chemical dependancy on something is just cold. I agree it's frustrating but maybe you should spend more time wondering why addictive substances are allowed to be marketed so easily and less time getting mad at half the smoking population.

And no I don't smoke and I hate smoking but I have helped 2 of my friends quit before and it took a lot of effort on EVERYONE'S part. I don't think that's because they didn't have willpower.



No Christmas For You! No Christmas For You!

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Another gem

Seriously, you work for Fox News right?

No one's trying to take away your precious holiday, last time I checked there's still Christmas lights and trees every fucking where you go and the Passion of the Christ is one of the best selling movies of all time.

And if you put a manger in front of a PUBLIC SCHOOL then yeah, sorry to burst your bubble. But the millions of us that go/want to send our kids to public school, which is a government institution, are allowed to voice the fact that we don't want overtly religious symbols on them. You say you're not some "going to church type" which makes what you're saying even more obnoxious. You just find comfort in familiar Christian traditions that you don't even really believe in and you can't recognize that these aren't seasonal or national symbols but religious ones. A manger in front of a public school tells every non-Christian kid walking into the place that they aren't really welcome or part of society.

Going back to this older toon reminds me that you haven't changed or done anything interesting/original with your animations since you first started them. Why don't you just be a Opinion blogger and stop flooding us with this trash finally.



Kanye West: Hurricane Kanye West: Hurricane

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Well, I watch the Chappelle's show

You know, I'd go off about how this IS offensive and at least borderline racist and extremely simplistic, but I think it's overshadowed by the fact that the thing just wasn't good at all. If you're gonna try and do something controversial you might try at least making it funny instead of just making the most obvious jokes possible and beating it to death for thirty seconds.

PS. If you want some clarification on whats racist, I could go on and on, but you probably know already since you gave that little disclaimer. But just in case, something you might not have though of, Kanye doesn't sound like that at all. It's not even reminiscent of his voice; instead it's what most people would recognize as "generic stereotypical black person voice" and it's not very smart to use it.


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Taishi Ep 1: Enter Lotus Taishi Ep 1: Enter Lotus

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Very Nice

Wow, I'm pretty impressed. Really smooth, flowing animation; no jerky cuts at all. Although I'm very impressed that you did all the voices, I think it would add a lot if you could find some other people (with decent voices obviously) to do some characters because I really think it would enhance the experience. Especailly nice work with the music btw, I didn't think you had made all of it! While not the most original of concepts, who gives a shit, you executed it beautifully. I'm most definitely looking forward to the next episode. And also fuck the moron who reviewed this before me.



Zelda's PRIDE force Zelda's PRIDE force

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Good Script and Layout

But the SOUND. This would've been really good but there was like no comic timing in the voice work whatsoever and most of the voices were not only really bad quality recording but were more annoying than funny. I know that's a tough problem to fix, but maybe sometimes text bubbles are really a better choice. Other than that, the jokes were all well written and it was very nicely animated.



Schoolyard Samurai Schoolyard Samurai

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Loved it

Great flash, I'm always a big fan of samurai stuff, and I thought this was a well executed concept. The ball hitting the kid at the end is perfect.



Stop Cryin Your Heart Out Stop Cryin Your Heart Out

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Mindblowin'

Really great idea with some fantastic animation from some fantastic artists. I gotta say that Fierras was my absolute favorite (I'm still not sure what I saw, but it was amazing!) and it was a nice blend of humor (thank the lord for that Oasis sucks shirt, I hate this song so much) with genuine appreciation for the art of animation. A very appropriate quote at the end which I hadn't heard before. Thanks for making this, and please do more collabs in the future!



Email!! Email!!

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Original

I really enjoyed the concept, was refreshingly original. I also liked the fast, jerky pacing, it really added to the humor. Your voice acting was good, but the sound was very quiet on my computer for some reason and I had to turn up the volume a lot and there were moments where I was struggling to understand what he was saying... Funny character idea andI loved, of course, the shun moment.



Paradise Lost Paradise Lost

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Loved the concept

This was a pretty hillarious idea. The animation was extremely well executed and it had some pretty well thought out moments throughout. The end credits had me laughing pretty hard, didn't see that coming at all. My only complaint is that the voice acting was only so-so, normally I'd be fine with it, but I feel like this was a high quality movie and deserved a little better voicing. Excellent job.